As Finn and Leon were standing on the back of the train, they wondered why the train wasn’t going anywhere. It appeared to be a full-size train and all, but it just wasn’t moving! They had been standing on the back of the train for a few days when a nice passerby saw them and asked them what they were doing. They told the nice passerby that they were trying to get to where the train was going. “Well”, said the nice passerby, “that train isn’t going to be going anywhere soon. It doesn’t have any wheels and it’s on a concrete foundation.”.
“Oh”, said Finn and Leon, “In that case, we’ll ride in a shopping cart”.