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		<title>In honor of Elephant Appreciation Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 20:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.</p> <p>On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.</p> <p>The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.</p> <p>He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://skycor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/elephant.jpeg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-769" title="elephant" src="http://skycor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/elephant.jpeg" alt="" width="240" height="208" /></a>In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.</p>
<p>On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.</p>
<p>The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.</p>
<p>He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.</p>
<p>As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.</p>
<p>The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments&#8230;</p>
<p>Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.</p>
<p>Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.</p>
<p>Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.</p>
<p>Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.</p>
<p>The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.</p>
<p>The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.</p>
<p>Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.</p>
<p>Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.</p>
<p>He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.</p>
<p>The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter&#8217;s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.</p>
<p>Probably wasn&#8217;t the same elephant&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Worst case scenario</title>
		<link>http://skycor.net/2010/06/worst-case-scenario/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 15:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is so ridiculously true that it&#8217;s ridiculously funny! Thanks to the dudes and dudettes at XKCD!</p> <p class="wp-caption-text">To get serious analyses of hurricanes and oil slicks, see Jeff Masters&#39; blog. To get serious discussions of worst-case scenario thinking, see Bruce Schneier&#39;s blog. To get enough Vitamin D, don&#39;t read any blogs and go outside [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is so ridiculously true that it&#8217;s ridiculously funny! Thanks to the dudes and dudettes at <a href="http://xkcd.com" target="_blank">XKCD</a>!</p>
<div id="attachment_619" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 750px"><a href="http://xkcd.com/748/"><img class="size-full wp-image-619" title="worst_case_scenario" src="http://skycor.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/worst_case_scenario.png" alt="" width="740" height="606" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">To get serious analyses of hurricanes and oil slicks, see Jeff Masters&#39; blog. To get serious discussions of worst-case scenario thinking, see Bruce Schneier&#39;s blog. To get enough Vitamin D, don&#39;t read any blogs and go outside instead.</p></div>
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		<title>Great music and P.D.Q. Bach, too</title>
		<link>http://skycor.net/2009/05/great-music-and-pdq-bach-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>skycor</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My Mom introduced me to some great music while I was growing up: Opera and Classical. My favorite music to listen to these days was written during the Baroque era by such composers as: Teleman, Albinoni, Vivaldi, Pachelbel, Scarlatti, Handel, Fasch and many others; Vivaldi being my all-time favorite. I like music from other eras [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Mom introduced me to some great music while I was growing up: Opera and Classical. My favorite music to listen to these days was written during the Baroque era by such composers as: Teleman, Albinoni, Vivaldi, Pachelbel, Scarlatti, Handel, Fasch and many others; Vivaldi being my all-time favorite. I like music from other eras and styles as well. Mozart, Beethoven, The Beatles, Yes.</p>
<p>When I was a small child, my favorite record to listen to was what I called &#8220;The Clown Record&#8221;. It was a recording of the opera, &#8220;Pagliacci&#8221;. I don&#8217;t know who made the recording or who the performers were. Eventually, that record was lost; and as a result of that loss, I forgot about the clown record. Many years later I heard Luciano Pavorotti perform the aria, &#8220;Vesti La Giubba&#8221;. I recognized it and asked what it was from. I was told that it was from the Opera, &#8220;Pagliacci&#8221;. My clown record was back!</p>
<p>Here is a recording of Pavarotti performing that aria: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky271W94VHA">Pavarotti Vesti La Giubba &#8211; I Pagliacci</a> </p>
<p>Today, while getting ready to go hiking and camping with Daryl Stevenett, I wanted to listen to something fun and interesting: P.D.Q. Bach! Thank you <a target="_blank" href="http://www.schickele.com">Peter Schickele</a>!</p>
<p>&#8220;A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men&#8221; &#8211; Author Unknown</p>
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		<title>Star Trek: I love good satire</title>
		<link>http://skycor.net/2009/05/star-trek-i-love-good-satire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 15:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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