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I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move. You’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you’re a table. — Mitch Hedberg

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Two Pretty Ladies in Kauai, Hawaii

We had a great time in Hawaii with the Barlows! Thanks, Aaron and Susanna! You’re awesome! This was one of the most relaxing, enjoyable vacations we’ve ever taken to Hawaii! (OK, it’s the ONLY vacation we’ve ever taken to Hawaii, but was it ever relaxing and enjoyable!)

Susanna and Lisa; aren't they a pretty [...]